 | Dansk SkakDommerforening | 20. september 2020 |
| | Dansk SkakDommerforening | 20. september 2020 |
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ARBITER I've a duty as the referee At the start of the match On behalf of all our sponsors I must welcome you Which I do - there's a catch I don't care if you're a champion No-one messes with me I am ruthless in upholding What I know is right Black or white - as you'll see I'm on the case Can't be fooled Any objection Is overruled Yes I'm the Arbiter and I know best CHORUS (of Arbiter acolytes) He's impartial, don't push him, he's unimpressed ARBITER You got your tricks Good for you But there's no gambit I don't see through Oh I'm the Arbiter, I know the score ARBITER + CHORUS From square one I'll/he'll be watching all 64 ARBITER If you're thinking of the kind of thing That we've seen in the past Chanting gurus, walkie-talkies, Walkouts, hypnotists, Tempers, fists - not so fast This is not the start of World War Three No political ploys I think both your constitutions are terrific so Now you know, be good boys I'm on the case Can't be fooled Any objection Is overruled Yes I'm the Arbiter and I know best CHORUS He's impartial, don't push him, he's unimpressed. ARBITER You got your tricks Good for you But there's no gambit I don't see through Oh I'm the Arbiter, I know the score ARBITER + CHORUS From square one I'll be watching all 64 ARBITER I'm on the case - can't be fooled! You've got your tricks - good for you! I'm on the case Can't be fooled Any objection Is overruled Yes I'm the Arbiter and I know best CHORUS He's impartial, don't push him, he's unimpressed ARBITER You got your tricks Good for you But there's no gambit I don't see through Oh I'm the Arbiter, I know the score ARBITER + CHORUS From square one I'll be watching all 64 ARBITER Oh I'm the Arbiter, I know the score ARBITER + CHORUS From square one I'll be watching all 64 |